Not the lacrosse player
Music Major in training
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
Twilight in two seconds
This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog.
I have been waiting for this gif
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
do you wanna look like this skeleton
or THIS skeleton?
drink a milk kids
no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese